By Alex J. Coyne © Great Bridge Links. Updated 2025.
Bridge can be serious, but it doesn’t have to be all the time. Over the years, players, writers, and cartoonists have collected a lot of funny moments from the bridge table. This article brings together some of the best jokes, one-liners, and cartoons related to the game. If you’re looking for a laugh—or just a quick break between hands—this list is for you.
Note: Attributing jokes can be difficult. If there’s no ‘author’ indicated, the best that can be done is to give credit to the webpage where the joke was found. We have done this in our lists below. Enjoy!
Table Talk and Go Ahead LaughJude Goodwin’s “Go Ahead, Laugh! Collected Bridge Humor”, is available to order from Amazon. Jude Goodwin’s ‘Table Talk’ cartoons appeared for more than 30 years in the American Contract Bridge League’s Bulletin as well as Daily Bulletins from NABCs. The cartoons capture life the way it really is at the bridge table, whether you play in tournaments or with your family and friends in the kitchen.
From the mind of Charles M. Schulz, the world’s most beloved cartoonist, comes these funny looks at the game of Bridge. The game, the culture, and the very human foibles of those who play it all come under his masterful attention.
Bill Buttle (based in Ontario, Canada) is a former dentist who took up drawing cartoons post-retirement. His ‘Two’s a Crowd’ and ‘Double Bill’ features have been syndicated in newspapers across the world. Bill’s bridge humour is familiar to serious bridge players since it appears regularly in the ACBL’s monthly Bridge Bulletin (circulation approx. 200,000 monthly).
Out of Hand and Off the Fairway | Out of Hand and Out of Mind
Mr. Buttle passed away in January 2020. Here’s a brief look at the life of Bill Buttle and quirky, unforgettable contributions to bridge humour.
Harold Tucker Webster was an American cartoonist whose bridge cartoons became a steady part of North American bridge culture in the 1920s and 1930s. He published hundreds of single-panel bridge cartoons through newspaper syndication, often under the simple heading “Bridge.” These cartoons showed errors, arguments, bidding habits, and table behaviour that bridge players recognized. Webster also released themed collections such as Webster’s Bridge and Grand Slams: Sixty Bridge Cartoons, which focused only on his card-table work. His bridge cartoons became part of the early Contract Bridge era, appearing at the same time that Culbertson and others were shaping modern bidding systems. His drawings are still referenced because they show how people actually played and talked about bridge during the game’s rapid growth.
You can purchase Websters Bridge on Amazon.
You can purchase a used copy of Grand Slams: Sixty Bridge Cartoons on ABE Books here.
http://tedmuller.us/Bridge/PlayersWeLoveToHate.htm
Check out some bridge cartoons by Pam Degaines.
http://www.pattayabridge.com/BridgeCartoons_index.htm
Check out some bridge cartoons collected from Bridge Plus here.
http://bridgewinners.com/article/view/one-liners/
“If there was a twelve step program to help bridge addicts, the first step would involve counting to 13.”
Humourious one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy’s laws and more – here’s their bridge section.
http://www.just-one-liners.com/topic/bridge/
Ron Klinger’s collection of The Lighter Side of Bridge is classic, but unfortunately when his website was updated in 2022 the articles were taken down. However, you’ll find a good serving of Klinger humour in his book (Amazon link) Bridge is Fun. Learn and Laugh with Ron Klinger.
‘Would you care for a friendly game of cards?’ ‘No, let’s play bridge.’
Eddie Kantar’s bridge books are full of jokes, puns, and lighthearted commentary while still being instructional. Many players remember laughing while learning from his texts. There was a time when you could find a great collection of humour on this page:
http://www.kantarbridge.com/humor.htm
However currently it seems to have be co-oped by a casino hack. But not to fear – there’s a copy on the Wayback Machine you can find it here
A lady phones me and asks me if I can teach her mother and her friends starting in mid November. I tell her I can’t until January. She says: “Never mind, they won’t last that long.”
https://buxbridge.wordpress.com/jokes-about-bridge/
Giving a man his physical, the doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey, soccer, or some physical sport?” “No,” he answered. “I play bridge with my wife.”
“If you were me how would you have played that last hand?”
“Under an assumed name.”
http://www.pattayabridge.com/BridgeJokes_main.htm
A fellow had made a bad bid and gone for 1400. “I’m sorry,” he said to his partner, “I had a card misplaced.” Asked his partner innocently, “Only one card?”
http://www.rpbridge.net/3y01.htm
Bill: My cardiologist says I can’t play bridge.
Tom: Why not? Do you have some kind of heart problem?
Bill: No. He’s just played with me enough to know I’m hopeless.
The website Bridge For Fun is no longer online but their jokes can still be found on the Wayback Machine.
http://www.bridgeforfun.net/bridgejokes.htm
“Learning she was going to have twins, the bridge playing wife said, “That’s just like my husband. Doubling me when I’m vulnerable.”
This website is no longer online, but we’ve connected their link to the Wayback Machine.
http://www.elsid.co.za/bridge/jokes/various1.html
Teacher called on six-year-old Johnny, the bridge player’s son, to count for the class. “One, two, three,” began Johnny, “four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten-uh, jack, queen, king, ace”
